What follows is culled from the already infamous and much-sought-after BOOK OF HAM. Late at night (or early in the morning, as is usually the case) I doodle in my little composition book and equip each page with ham. The resulting BOOK OF HAM is an important cultural artifact, and stupid as all Hell.
Read it and weep, most daring reader. More to come, I'm sure. And fair warning - there is a teeny bit of bad language, a little hand-drawn nudity, and a lot of potty humor, not to mention a boat-load of ham.
I introduce you, most daring of readers, to the BOOK OF HAM, part 1.