A Page From the Book of Ham

Today's Nudie #5

Today's Nudie will be on hiatus this week, as I will be whisked up to the northern lands to participate in ValleyCon with The Kamikaze Snowmen.  I will resume posting upon my return!

In the meantime - here's Today's Nudie:

Today's Nudie #4

Look!  Up in the sky!

The Book of Ham Reminds You...

Today's Nudie #3

Grapes.  I can see the appeal.

More Selections From THE BOOK OF HAM

Why is no one named Rutherford anymore?

Today's Nudie #2

Why does she hate pants so much?

Today's Nudie #1

From the 44th page of my warm-up sketchbook Naked Ladies 2 comes this wonder. Her name is Apple Jacks.  She likes soft music, long walks on the beach, and she dislikes sunlight, vegetables, men, and women. Also - ham.

Thus starts my nudie-a-day postings.  Don't worry, folks - they're just lines drawn on a page!  They can't hurt you, unlike real life nudity, which can destroy your soul by just looking at it.

Wait, what?

THE BOOK OF HAM

Welcome back.

What follows is culled from the already infamous and much-sought-after BOOK OF HAM. Late at night (or early in the morning, as is usually the case) I doodle in my little composition book and equip each page with ham. The resulting BOOK OF HAM is an important cultural artifact, and stupid as all Hell.

Read it and weep, most daring reader. More to come, I'm sure. And fair warning - there is a teeny bit of bad language, a little hand-drawn nudity, and a lot of potty humor, not to mention a boat-load of ham.

Ham it.

Won't you?

 I introduce you, most daring of readers, to the BOOK OF HAM, part 1.